[Telstar pities the fool who does not know how to use a bright yellow bath mat.]
Also, cunningly concealed in this poll is the correct answer to a long-running dispute that
The best application of a bath mat is as
a thing to step on when you exit the bath.
13(65.0%)
a cat blanket.
7(35.0%)
I hand you a biscuit. You are delighted because it is a
bourbon cream.
11(55.0%)
custard cream.
9(45.0%)
You catch your significant other reading the comments. The correct response is
to shut their laptop and then sit on it.
18(100.0%)
