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Mostly this is an excuse to post a photo of my cat. [20130212|21:23]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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[the weather today is |silly]

[Telstar pities the fool who does not know how to use a bright yellow bath mat.]

Also, cunningly concealed in this poll is the correct answer to a long-running dispute that I, that is to say, a friend of mine has with another friend.

The best application of a bath mat is as

a thing to step on when you exit the bath.
a cat blanket.

I hand you a biscuit. You are delighted because it is a

bourbon cream.
custard cream.

You catch your significant other reading the comments. The correct response is

to shut their laptop and then sit on it.

[User Picture]From: doccy
2013-02-12 21:47 (UTC)
(a) ...a mat to keep my feet warm when using the sink, because the cat has our bed to sleep on.

(b) ...biscuit.

(c) ...to wonder when they friended you? ;)
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2013-02-14 11:29 (UTC)
Biscuit! :D The baby just went down for a nap so I'm going to make a cup of tea and have a biscuit (chocolate digestive, in case you were wondering).
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[User Picture]From: seismic
2013-02-12 23:51 (UTC)
Though technically my answer to the second is, "Because it is a biscuit."
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2013-02-14 11:28 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a bad biscuit. The only bad biscuit situation is not having a biscuit.
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[User Picture]From: victorine
2013-02-14 23:35 (UTC)
My cat likes to sleep on top of anything fuzzy or knit, and then at some point vomits on it. We tend to keep the bathroom door shut!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2013-02-25 20:24 (UTC)
Augh, I can see why. Telstar's only crime is to drink from the toilet, so we keep the lid down.
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