[Telstar pities the fool who does not know how to use a bright yellow bath mat.]
Also, cunningly concealed in this poll is the correct answer to a long-running dispute that
The best application of a bath mat is as
a thing to step on when you exit the bath.
a cat blanket.
I hand you a biscuit. You are delighted because it is a
You catch your significant other reading the comments. The correct response is
to shut their laptop and then sit on it.