And then I bit his knees off

Things You Don't Want To Hear From The GP When You're 39 Weeks Pregnant: "Wow, there's a real cannonball of a head wedged down in your pelvis now!" GREAT THANKS DUDE, I only have to pass that "cannonball" through my ladybits.

He followed this up with, "It probably won't be today, but it won't be long before you're off to hospital!"