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And then I bit his knees off [20121023|17:14]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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Things You Don't Want To Hear From The GP When You're 39 Weeks Pregnant: "Wow, there's a real cannonball of a head wedged down in your pelvis now!" GREAT THANKS DUDE, I only have to pass that "cannonball" through my ladybits.

He followed this up with, "It probably won't be today, but it won't be long before you're off to hospital!"
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[User Picture]From: purplecthulhu
2012-10-23 16:24 (UTC)
Sounds like he missed the day when they did subtlety and tact training at medical school (or, given other medics I know, maybe he just blinked).

Meanwhile, I have Hilo sand for you!

No idea when or how would be best to get it to you, but it won't spoil.
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[User Picture]From: alice_mccoy
2012-10-23 20:05 (UTC)
Well best wishes with it all Dear.
I hadn't seen you on LJ or FB for a few days so was half assuming the pushing was all over.

Are you fed up of the calls, asking if you have had it, yet? :D

Just looked at my Diary, its a year since we met at the Museum. :)
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From: pbristow
2012-10-25 22:45 (UTC)
[WINCE]

There'a jaunty little tune by Sky called "Cannonball". You could ask them to play that to Humuhumu when things start to happen, to get him in the right frame of mind for racing down the exit chute and out into his exciting - and *really big* - new home...? =:o}


Edited at 2012-10-26 12:21 am (UTC)
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