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Hangin from the rafters [20120102|15:49]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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HELLO. I am CRAZED SPUTNIK. I have been fed many, many catnip-based treats by my overly enthusiastic bipedal niece and nephew. I think they were trying to win my affections. But then one of my usual bipeds SWITCHED ON A LIGHT. And it made SHADOWS ON THE CEILING. And I MUST CATCH THEM HO YES.



THEY ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE. I must go HIGHER.



HEIGHT ACHIEVED. THREAT DEFUSED.



MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Little help now, please, bipeds.

Bipeds? WHY YOU LEAVE? Ungrateful bipeds will be punished. PUNISHED I TELL YOU.

(Concerned viewers will be pleased to know that Sputnik managed a most spectacular leap from the top rafter to the bed of his own accord. After such an exhausting escapade, immediate napping was required.)
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[User Picture]From: sadira42
2012-01-02 18:09 (UTC)
I'm surprised he didn't try to drop on someone's head as a threat diffusion technique.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-01-02 21:19 (UTC)
He almost did it to the bloke, but changed his mind at the last second.
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[User Picture]From: cosmiccircus
2012-01-02 18:46 (UTC)
A little scary, but then there's a point in time with kitties that you can't help but be proud at their exploits!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-01-02 21:20 (UTC)
I'm thinking he could have a career as a balance beam specialist in gymnastics if he wants!
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From: pbristow
2012-01-03 23:26 (UTC)
AWESOME!! =:o>
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-01-04 14:23 (UTC)
He thought so. Right up until the 'nip hangover kicked in...
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