Guess which item(s) of clothing I forgot to bring with me to the gym today?
Socks
6(19.4%)
Trousers
5(16.1%)
Bra
9(29.0%)
Knickers
11(35.5%)
I bought nine postcards with elaborate cursive quotes from Daphne du Maurier when I was in Cornwall. Do you want one?
Oh yes, please. *fluttering eyelashes* *heaving bosom*
14(82.4%)
Dear goodness me, no.
3(17.6%)
If yes, do I have your postal address? (Check my "contact info" tag if you don't recall whether or not you've left it for me previously)
Oh gracious me, yes.
10(76.9%)
Oh dear oh dear, no. I'll PM you with it.
3(23.1%)
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being "Enveloped in gin-scented monarchic love" and 1 being "I don't have a queen so I have to drink the gin myself", how much does your queen love you?
Mean: 5.71 Median: 6 Std. Dev 3.25
1
4(23.5%)
2
1(5.9%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
2(11.8%)
6
2(11.8%)
7
1(5.9%)
8
3(17.6%)
9
2(11.8%)
10
2(11.8%)
Do you suspect that I have been drinking gin myself?
Yes.
18(100.0%)
