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Good morning! [20110428|17:49]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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So you're probably going, "What is this crappy camera phone picture, [personal profile] nanila?" Which I totally understand. Just let me explain.

We were in Sainburys the other night, doing the weekly shop, and I said, "Let's buy some flavoured lube," and he said, "All right!" and then we also bought a pack of 10 AA batteries but that was for the radio not for sexy times. Really.

So anyway, we decided to test our purchase this morning and things got a little energetic, as they often do, and there may have been a point at which I was bracing myself against the wall. Once the session had ended, the bloke looked up and went, "It's a good thing we decided we're painting this room this weekend." And I went, "OHH SHI---"

And the moral of the story is, we're buying ourselves a headboard before we reassemble our bedroom.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2011-04-29 18:41 (UTC)
Fingers crossed we will continue as we are! It's been a few years now, so that's a reasonably good sign. :D
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[User Picture]From: angelcityblues
2011-04-28 18:35 (UTC)
R. looks over at me and goes, "Um, I think we scared your roommate."

Me: "Why?"

"Because we left the bedroom door open, and she put in a load of laundry and practically bolted out of the house after." (You have to pass my room to get to the service porch.)

Me: "And?"

Him: "Go look in the door."

I look. The bed was trashed, I remembered that, but didn't realize that there's a leather paddle on the bed, a toy fell on the floor, and my panties are literally dangling from a lampshade. It's like a frathouse porn flick exploded in my room.

Me: "Well, I suppose it could have been worse. There could have been blood everywhere, too."
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2011-04-29 18:11 (UTC)
AHAHA. The crappy camera phone pic doesn't convey the true colour of that wall...which is dried-blood red.
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[User Picture]From: smallfurry
2011-04-29 02:49 (UTC)
may want to hit it with some Killz so it doesn't bleed through...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2011-04-29 18:10 (UTC)
Sanding & sugar soap have pretty well got rid of it.
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[User Picture]From: cosmiccircus
2011-04-29 07:06 (UTC)
I hope you keep it on the wall! It's a good memory!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2011-04-29 18:10 (UTC)
Sadly, it's gone already. I had to scrub the wall down today for painting.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2011-04-29 20:13 (UTC)
:D :D :D
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[User Picture]From: victorine
2011-04-30 23:28 (UTC)

Apparently my mind IS always in the gutter

HA ha!! My first thought was, "I bet they used colored lube."
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2011-05-02 18:35 (UTC)

Re: Apparently my mind IS always in the gutter

It's more proof that you are usually right!
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[User Picture]From: minirth
2011-05-05 02:46 (UTC)
That is FANTASTIC.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2011-05-07 01:19 (UTC)
We have a headboard now. Yes. *solemn nod*
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