So you're probably going, "What is this crappy camera phone picture, nanila?" Which I totally understand. Just let me explain.
We were in Sainburys the other night, doing the weekly shop, and I said, "Let's buy some flavoured lube," and he said, "All right!" and then we also bought a pack of 10 AA batteries but that was for the radio not for sexy times. Really.
So anyway, we decided to test our purchase this morning and things got a little energetic, as they often do, and there may have been a point at which I was bracing myself against the wall. Once the session had ended, the bloke looked up and went, "It's a good thing we decided we're painting this room this weekend." And I went, "OHH SHI---"
And the moral of the story is, we're buying ourselves a headboard before we reassemble our bedroom.