Mad Scientess Jane Expat (nanila) wrote,
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
nanila

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Mmm, delicious chemicals.

This whole impending nuclear apocalypse scenario has inspired me to dust off my chemistry degree. I'm going to start manufacturing potassium iodide. A free tin foil hat will be included with every order.

To place your order for Auntie nanila's Very Special Anti-Nooklear-Radiation Potion, go here or here. All major credit cards accepted. Please indicate your hat style preference below. NB: Customers who request tin foil hats in the style of New York Yankees baseball caps will receive an additional gift. Your order will be couriered to you free of charge by my friendly associates, Vinnie and Mac.

I would like a tin foil hat in the style of a

tricorn.
5(25.0%)
trilby.
1(5.0%)
bowler.
4(20.0%)
deerstalker.
2(10.0%)
bobble.
0(0.0%)
fedora.
1(5.0%)
wizard.
1(5.0%)
beret.
0(0.0%)
fez.
1(5.0%)
porkpie.
1(5.0%)
other.
4(20.0%)

Other?

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