Totally unrelated to the photo: I was in Sainsburys the other day, waiting in the basket checkout queue with bunch of other grey-faced commuters. The self-checkout kiosks are to the right of this queue.
Automated kiosk voice: "Have you swiped your Nectar card?"
Irascible elderly lady: "No, I 'aven't."
Me: *audible giggle*
Irascible: *catching my eye and grinning* "I'm tellin' 'er off."
Me: "She's not very patient."
Irascible: "That's right." *swipes Nectar card* "There! 'Appy now?"
I want to be her when I'm seventy.