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Day 5: A letter to my dreams [20100916|13:07]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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Hello Subconscious nanila.

I know you’re listening. Thank you for doing your thing quietly in the background when I’m sleeping and very rarely intruding on my conscious time. I hardly ever remember my dreams once I’m awake and I appreciate your consideration in not making me puzzle over your largely nonsensical interpretations of my troubles. I like the way you sort them out without bothering me too much.

I could have done without the one where the bloke’s parents’ house was located in a flooded mangrove swamp and I needed to rescue a stranded zebra. I discovered that the head of the Space & Atmospheric Physics group had stolen my wellies and was ambling into the distance, presumably to steal my zebra. I woke myself up by shaking my fist and shouting. That’s your quota of intrusive weirdness for the next month filled, mmkay.

Conscious nanila

[User Picture]From: cosmiccircus
2010-09-16 13:27 (UTC)
Did you wake the bloke up with all of your shouting?
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2010-09-16 13:54 (UTC)
Strangely, no. He must have been really tired because he's normally a much lighter sleeper than I am.
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[User Picture]From: thalassius
2010-09-16 20:49 (UTC)
You woke up before the Dorset First Zebra Cavalry could come to the rescue of their missing mount, shouting 'It'll be alroight, loverrrr.'

Dorset: whatever you imagined, it wasn't this.
(Somehow I don't see the Tourist Board using that in their next ad campaign).
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2010-09-17 17:11 (UTC)
Ah, that would have been a fitting conclusion! Subconscious, take note: you are allowed to incorporate West Country dragoons into your offerings.
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