I want Nick Clegg to go on television and sing Poker Face to David Cameron. Imagine it.
Alternatively, Single Ladies will do. "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it." *pointing at Brown*
Q: How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
A: Poker Face.
I can't cope with any more election news so I think it's time to go elephant-hunting in Kensington.