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Mad Scientess Jane Expat

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Wanted: Miss B. Haven [20091222|14:40]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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WANTED: MISS B. HAVEN


Known Aliases Nanila, Mad Scientess, Lilith, Jane Expat
Crimes Excessive Chirpiness, Harbouring Rascals, Scrumping, Pimping Science, Superlative Abuse
Special Skills Sleeping Through Anything, Generating Warmth, Cheese-Eating, Tea-Drinking, Bison Mimicry
Weapons Silver Shootin' Irons
Reward £10 or a round at the bar
Considered Highly Dangerous. Do not approach if wearing Cheap Silver Cowboy Hat, which looks as if it were purchased for a Hen Night or Some Such Nonsense. It is intended to disarm and deceive.
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[User Picture]From: impix
2009-12-22 15:00 (UTC)
haha!

you are the BEST xxx
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-12-22 16:09 (UTC)
She's a terror, I'm telling you. Watch out!
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[User Picture]From: doccy
2009-12-22 15:32 (UTC)
*has to*

...surely you ain't Miss B Haven?
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-12-22 16:08 (UTC)
No. Nopenope nope. That's why this isn't in the selfportraits community.
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[User Picture]From: doccy
2009-12-22 16:33 (UTC)
Oooh, there's a selfportraits community? *bimbles on over*
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-12-22 22:16 (UTC)
The signal to noise ratio of the community is not great. But there are a few people there who consistently produce admirable work. I also like the variety of ideas and aesthetic appreciation I see there.
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[User Picture]From: doccy
2009-12-24 12:18 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm seeing that... Nice to see a bad pun can lead to new and interesting things ;)
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-12-22 16:11 (UTC)
There was a programme about Yellowstone on the BBC last year, and after watching it, Miss B. Haven discovered she could do a disturbingly convincing imitation of the bison. Madness.
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[User Picture]From: sanat
2009-12-22 17:15 (UTC)
Looks quite mad, bad, and dangerous to know. Thanks for the heads-up!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-12-22 22:19 (UTC)
Be very careful. She is unpredictable.

Your package arrived finally! Thank you very much for the additional item. At present it is the first tree ornament we have, and will be hung high to protect it from the predations of marauding kittens.

Edited at 2009-12-22 10:20 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: danaid_luv
2009-12-23 08:38 (UTC)
Eeeexcellent. And shiny!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-12-24 19:14 (UTC)
It is a terrifically shiny hat. I've worn it for a few random occasions. Am surprised it's still got most of its glitter on, to be honest!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-12-24 19:13 (UTC)
WATCH YER POCKETS
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