That last one... *is ded from cute*
I wish I could rewrite my old chemistry textbooks as the Wisdom of Professors Tinycat.
I am beginning to suspect your recent catmother promotion was motivated by the desire to make your own posts on icanhascheezburger. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I was willing to wait a few more months for the kittens, as there is work being done on the house that makes having them around a bit of a pain. It's the bloke's fault. Really.
Professor Tinycat thinks my head canz go through this collar. U need revize mafz but me not tell u.
Professor Tinycat hasn't actually worked that out yet. Hopefully by the time he does, collar will fit.
Oh man, they're bad enough without it. Not giving them catnip til they're older and duller!
Who needs sleep, really, when you have such great material?
It's just too bad I can't bring them with me when I have to get on the train at stupid o'clock.
pointed me toward this entry in a nearly-successful attempt to kill me with cuteness. What actually happened, however, is I started reading your other entries and have become so intrigued that I've added you to my friends list.
Why, thank you. I'm very glad you weren't slain by cute, as I wouldn't have been able to reciprocate.