Mad Scientess Jane Expat (nanila) wrote,
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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Good Deeds

Last night, I babysat for the bloke's brother & his partner, as it was his partner's birthday. I do not think this child is accustomed to being read Anne Brontë by way of bedtime story, but he showed a fair appreciation for the plight of poor beset Helen Huntingdon with extensive commentary.

Until this happened, of course.



Since I know how much everyone likes filling out pointless polls, I have questions for you.

Poll #1439496 Mysteries

Why is the position depicted above the Best Position EVAH for sleeping?

It is not a question of Best. It is an obeisance to the estimable Mr. Bump.
6(23.1%)
It permits optimal drool delivery to the mattress.
6(23.1%)
It causes snores to resonate through the entire upper floor of the house.
2(7.7%)
It makes the Big People worry that you are going to suffocate, so they don't get any sleep. Good joke, that one.
12(46.2%)

I forgot to pack a certain important item of clothing for work today. Where do you think I'm chafing?

Feet
10(41.7%)
Boobs
7(29.2%)
Crotch
7(29.2%)
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