Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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Last night, I babysat for the bloke's brother & his partner, as it was his partner's birthday. I do not think this child is accustomed to being read Anne Brontë by way of bedtime story, but he showed a fair appreciation for the plight of poor beset Helen Huntingdon with extensive commentary.
Until this happened, of course.
Since I know how much everyone likes filling out pointless polls, I have questions for you.
Why is the position depicted above the Best Position EVAH for sleeping?
It is not a question of Best. It is an obeisance to the estimable Mr. Bump.
It permits optimal drool delivery to the mattress.
It causes snores to resonate through the entire upper floor of the house.
It makes the Big People worry that you are going to suffocate, so they don't get any sleep. Good joke, that one.
I forgot to pack a certain important item of clothing for work today. Where do you think I'm chafing?