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File under: "What the hell is the world coming to?" [20090616|09:22]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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I was walking innocently down Gloucester Road, enjoying this fine late spring morning, when a woman suddenly appeared in front of me. She was wearing pink tracksuit bottoms and an almost, but not quite, matching pink jacket. The back of the jacket had a stencil across it proclaiming "GOLDDIGGA" in bold black font.

So I ate her brains.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:19 (UTC)
Even if they were rotten, there wasn't really enough to trouble me.
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[User Picture]From: bellelaqueen
2009-06-16 11:30 (UTC)
"So I ate her brains"

Empty calories, I bet you're STARVING.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:18 (UTC)
You can never have enough BRAAAINSSS.
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[User Picture]From: greyface
2009-06-16 12:10 (UTC)
What is the world coming to...

Just strolling down the road, wearing a meta-ironic jacket... and POW, eaten brains.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:20 (UTC)
Wearing that sort of clothing is NOT the way to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
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[User Picture]From: giles
2009-06-16 13:42 (UTC)
It's sort of nice being nice and safe in America, downloading British TV shows and pretending that chavs and Vicki Pollard and people who say "innit" in every sentence are just mythical creatures like orcs or fauns.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:20 (UTC)
This is why Internets >> Meatspace.
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[User Picture]From: namey
2009-06-16 16:46 (UTC)
I... think we need to go over strategy again.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:21 (UTC)
Your icon. It disturbs.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:22 (UTC)
Oh, er. In that case, do you want me to ship the remains Standard or Priority?
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[User Picture]From: victorine
2009-06-16 15:16 (UTC)
Apologies. Our trials of the latest time/space rifter seem to have gone haywire. One of our test locations was the Tcoupitoulas Walmart. If you see anymore of these poor lost souls, feel free to bash their brains in. You know, for the good of mankind and all.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:23 (UTC)
Oh hey, I didn't know it was part of an experiment. Next time I'll be much more methodical.
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[User Picture]From: sekl
2009-06-16 16:19 (UTC)
How do these people remember to breathe every day? Truly, a miracle.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:23 (UTC)
It's a crying shame, really.
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From: pbristow
2009-06-16 19:22 (UTC)
"So I ate her brains."

An entirely reasonable response. [NODS]
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:25 (UTC)
It was for the greater good.
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[User Picture]From: becala
2009-06-16 19:41 (UTC)
Noooo! It might be contagious!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:26 (UTC)
I've spent the past thirty-odd years building up an immunity. It's called cynicism!
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[User Picture]From: automatic_kafka
2009-06-16 21:19 (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2009-06-17 16:27 (UTC)
How refined!
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