I received my study guides yesterday, and must confess I find myself disappointed. Therefore, I have created my own 10-question test, and I submit it to you, my LJ friends, as the definitive version. Don't worry about getting the answers right. I'm still not sure what the right answers to some of these are myself. And neither is Britain.
The UK is a part of Europe.
The rail network has:
What is a quango?
When you get drunk with a British person, you should do the following the next morning:
The easiest place to find gratuitous boobs is:
The most common topic of tea-time conversation is:
The population of Scotland is:
When on holiday in a foreign country, it is vital to learn at least a few words of the language before you travel.
How do you tell if an English person likes you?
6-10: You should be allowed to settle here immediately.
0-5: Give it a couple more years.