Mad Scientess Jane Expat (nanila) wrote,
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
nanila

Valhalla!

Imagine that you are friends with a Norwegian. A large, shaven-headed, tattooed Norwegian. Now imagine that this Norwegian invites you and your bloke out for what is purported to be "a quiet drink for his birthday, because the wife's is tomorrow and he has to be prepared for it." Nearly all of your previous experiences with said Norwegian have involved a combination of multiple scary pubs in dodgy places, dancing (even when there isn't any music), consuming drinks that are on fire, and not going home before midnight.

What do you do?

Poll #1377375 Believe in the Norwegian

What do you do?

Take the Norwegian at his word. He means it.
1(2.9%)
Tuck an extra £30 into your bra for the taxi home at 3 AM.
17(50.0%)
VALHALLA!
16(47.1%)
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