My very first friend from Hawaii sent me scans of pictures of us when we were four or five years old. Are you ready for this? Cos I sure wasn't. Scary clown girls I sure did have a way with the boys. Not much has changed. I adored my sparkly wand. Garfield's birthday, aka an excuse to eat cupcakes. Rubber ducky love. In other news, it's fecking freezing here . I want to be in Honolulu.