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I can't believe I fell for it. [20080901|22:36]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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The bloke tricked me into describing bukkake over the phone by pretending he didn't know what it was.

I'm only writing this down to remind myself to take advantage of the opportune moment for vengeance. It'll probably never happen, though. I find it deeply unsettling that I've managed to get to my thirties and I'm still this gullible. When do I become cynical and disbelieving and and unhumiliateable? (Yes, I just made that word up.) Huh? Huh?
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[User Picture]From: girl_onthego
2008-09-01 22:05 (UTC)
I really don't know what it is, can you tell me?
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[User Picture]From: namey
2008-09-01 22:07 (UTC)
Take a bucket's worth of milk and kind of throw it at someone's face. And by milk I mean semen. And by bucket I mean... well, bucket.
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[User Picture]From: girl_onthego
2008-09-01 22:10 (UTC)
haha...
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From: tdj
2008-09-01 22:08 (UTC)

Seriously.

When do I become cynical and disbelieving and and unhumiliateable?

Next Tuesday.
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[User Picture]From: girl_onthego
2008-09-01 22:12 (UTC)

Re: Seriously.

At 1:34 p.m.

EST.
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From: tdj
2008-09-02 06:16 (UTC)

Re: Seriously.

Bet on it.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2008-09-02 19:32 (UTC)
I'll be in a telecon. It'll be a good test.
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[User Picture]From: ironed_orchid
2008-09-02 00:08 (UTC)
Maybe you should get him a buck cake
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2008-09-02 19:33 (UTC)
I'll get him one for my birthday.
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[User Picture]From: comfortslut
2008-09-02 00:32 (UTC)
Oh, you sweet thing. Humiliation? Baby, THAT only gets WORSE.

Call it 'emotional bukkake,' if you will.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2008-09-02 19:34 (UTC)

Dammit.

I think I might prefer the physical version. At least you can wash it off afterward.
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[User Picture]From: comfortslut
2008-09-02 19:41 (UTC)

Re: Dammit.

Yup. Welcome to my world.
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[User Picture]From: guyinahat
2008-09-02 00:56 (UTC)
Maybe if he gets a question he'd rather not answer?

I once got my (blissfully unaware) mother to ask my sister-in-law what felching was in the middle of a family dinner. Sis still has a special place in her heart for me after that.

Edited at 2008-09-02 12:57 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2008-09-02 20:17 (UTC)
That would only work if he had a sense of shame!
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[User Picture]From: danaid_luv
2008-09-02 06:14 (UTC)
Well. Um. I just took a trip over to urbandictionary.com. BUT I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS *BAD*, just, y'know, didn't specifically know what it was. *squirming*

So if *I* had asked you what it was, you'd have told me, too? :)


But toward the fella? Go get 'im, Tiger. *snorts*
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2008-09-02 19:43 (UTC)
Of course I would have told you, with the same attention to detail as I did previously, because I can't help it.
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[User Picture]From: danaid_luv
2008-09-03 05:52 (UTC)
Awesome.

No, it's because you ROCK! *metal fingers*
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[User Picture]From: chickenfeet2003
2008-09-02 14:41 (UTC)
Ask him about CBT. Y'know, Cognitive Behavioural Therapy.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2008-09-02 19:47 (UTC)
Apparently it's a grindcore band from Germany. They have a song called "Poontang Clan". It is as appalling as it sounds.
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