|You think I can't extract my own head from the waste disposal unit?
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
Suppose you are sitting in your office with the door to the adjacent room shut, because your colleagues are having a meeting. This so-called "meeting" begins to get rather heated. You are distracted and mildly annoyed. You contemplate action.
Noisy "discussion" between colleagues. Best method of conflict resolution?
Slide note under door reading: "Being loudest does not make you right."
Walk in with tape measure, announce, "All right lads, we're resolving this for good."
After ensuring safety of favorite stapler, set building on fire.