Mad Scientess Jane Expat
My boss brought back chocolates from a recent trip to Holland. The wrappers are little Euro notes, ranging in denomination from five to 200. However, every one contains the same amount and type of chocolate (milk). I am suspicious of this chocolate. I think it is trying to send us subliminal messages.
Should I be eating this chocolate?
No! Stay away! It's dirty commie chocolate and will cause you to quit your job, wander off into the forest and start calling yourself by a ridiculous pseudonym.
Yes. Yes, you should. And may I suggest "Moonbeam".