Mad Scientess Jane Expat (nanila) wrote,
Mad Scientess Jane Expat

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I'm a bad, bad woman.

Me, sleepily: Hello?
Her, sharply with a British-Asian accent: Who is this?
Me: Hm?*
Her: Let me speak to your mother.
Me: I can't do that.
Her: Why not?
Me: Maybe you can. Do you have a ouija board?
Her: Don't speak to me like that, young lady.
Me: Okay, okay, she's not really dead. But she's in Seattle.
Her: You put your mother on the phone right now!
Me: No.
Her: *covers the phone, incoherent mumbling*
Her: This is the wrong number?
Me: That depends on how you look at it.
Her: *click*

* I absolutely hate it when people do this. You called me. You tell me who you are, you inconsiderate wretch.
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