|How to throw a good party.
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
Begin at 7:30 PM, preferably when already drunk on whisky. Take:
- Twenty bottles of Stella
- Thirty cans of Carlsberg
- Six cans of Kronenberg
- Several liters of Hoegaarden and San Miguel
- Seven bottles of wine
- Two bottles of whisky
- An undetermined quantity of other hard liquor
And pour it into:
Add one Polaroid camera, a long blonde wig, a stuffed snake and enough space in the living room to dance to Madonna at 2:30 AM. Dial everyone in your address book at 3:00 AM. Pass out somewhere around 4:00 AM. Wake up at 10:00 AM to find that you are possibly still a little drunk.
We're so doing this again. Oh yeah.