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How to throw a good party. [20070127|11:43]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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Begin at 7:30 PM, preferably when already drunk on whisky. Take:


  • Twenty bottles of Stella
  • Thirty cans of Carlsberg
  • Six cans of Kronenberg
  • Several liters of Hoegaarden and San Miguel
  • Seven bottles of wine
  • Two bottles of whisky
  • An undetermined quantity of other hard liquor


And pour it into:

  • Twenty-two physicists


Add one Polaroid camera, a long blonde wig, a stuffed snake and enough space in the living room to dance to Madonna at 2:30 AM. Dial everyone in your address book at 3:00 AM. Pass out somewhere around 4:00 AM. Wake up at 10:00 AM to find that you are possibly still a little drunk.

We're so doing this again. Oh yeah.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-27 13:48 (UTC)
Awesome! Keep me posted.
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[User Picture]From: vndictivesprite
2007-01-27 15:07 (UTC)
I have this theory about scientists posessing this ability to party like rockstars. So far I haven't met very many who don't.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-27 19:14 (UTC)
I think it's part of being very determined, dedicated people. It's just a matter of applying those qualities to non-lab settings. ;-)
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[User Picture]From: flexagain
2007-01-27 15:55 (UTC)
Can you keep it down out there.



Need more coffee... Need more paracetamol...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-27 19:15 (UTC)
Sorry.

I'm supposed to go out again tonight. Still feeling wobbly. Tea may have to be applied first.
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[User Picture]From: flexagain
2007-01-27 23:03 (UTC)
You're doing a lot better than me, I need a Kryten-like "Off-line for 36 hours, reboot startup disk, and replace head".

Tea would need to be applied in somewhat voluminous quantities to make me acceptable to the rest of the world!
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From: ripperlyn
2007-01-27 16:01 (UTC)
haha! I never got a phone call at 3am!!!! Waaaah!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-27 19:17 (UTC)
I'm sorry! I fell asleep in the middle of my text messaging frenzy. Next time I'll phone you straightaway. ;-D
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From: ripperlyn
2007-01-27 19:43 (UTC)
weep! yes please!
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[User Picture]From: namey
2007-01-27 17:35 (UTC)
Polaroids or it didn't happen.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-27 19:19 (UTC)
Evidence will be provided when wobbliness recedes. Also, when the attendee who took all the digital pics e-mails them to me.
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[User Picture]From: tharine
2007-01-27 18:11 (UTC)
ahhhhh weak as a kitten! i love this post.

waking up still drunk is such a weird feeling.
especially if you have to head into work. :D
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-27 19:27 (UTC)
This is why the full English breakfast was invented, yes yes.
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[User Picture]From: chibaraki
2007-01-27 20:06 (UTC)
This makes me feel like I need to get you my cell phone number just so I, too, can get drunken text messages at ass-o-clock in the morning!
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[User Picture]From: behsharam
2007-01-28 02:38 (UTC)
I want to party with a bunch of scientists. It sounds like one of those things everyone should experience. I am wondering what you did with the stuffed snake.
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