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This post brought to you by an irritating conversation on a bus. [20070122|21:43]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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Why I don't need* a man, by nanila

Exhibit AExhibit B**


* NB: "Need" != "Want". Why is it still necessary to explain this to people?!
** This is a jar opener. I sure hope y'all can figure out what the other picture is without my help.
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2007-01-22 22:16 (UTC)
You don't need a man because you've got a periscope?
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-23 23:38 (UTC)
Oh yes. It means I can see what's on the top shelf, even if I can't reach it.
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[User Picture]From: guyinahat
2007-01-22 22:33 (UTC)
Indeed.
I find relationships based on need are generally poisoned from inception anyway. What is needed isn't really the relationship - it's learning to be mentally self sufficient.

I'd better stop here, or I'll rant all night.
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[User Picture]From: kanzakura
2007-01-23 05:03 (UTC)
Christ, I'm actually embarressed how long I spent trying to figure out what stimulating physical acts could be performed by a jar opener*, before it suddenly clicked: "Oh, for opening jars."

Either I'm that stupid, or my mind has long since sunk to the deepest recesses of the gutter.

(* I came up with a few ideas as well...)
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[User Picture]From: flexagain
2007-01-23 22:38 (UTC)

I'm rather depressed that was the first thing that I did think of.

Time to get my mind back in the gutter.

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[User Picture]From: repoman
2007-01-23 18:11 (UTC)
Why do you need a bottle opener to operate your pleasure pole? Are changing batteries that difficult?
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[User Picture]From: repoman
2007-01-24 16:29 (UTC)
I guess I need to work on my sarcasm... ;)
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2007-01-27 12:30 (UTC)

I should probably be punished for this.

Sometimes it's just so difficult to get off. HAR!
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[User Picture]From: behsharam
2007-01-24 05:36 (UTC)
I may just need more sleep, but I swear exhibit A has a face.

Excellent argument. Toss in a great friend for emotional support and I'm all set.
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[User Picture]From: communistgnome
2007-01-24 18:32 (UTC)
It's a dolphin!

Go Flipper, go!
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