Mad Scientess Jane Expat (nanila) wrote,
Mad Scientess Jane Expat

Handy Hints #587862

If you are drunk and you follow a girl into the Underground, hop on the train, sit down next to her, spend the next four stops trying to get her number and are denied, a very bad way to convince her she's made the wrong choice is to tell her, "You probably want some rich City businessman," in an insulting tone of voice.

I get all the winners.
Tags: anecdote, london, the craziness of menfolk
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