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Handy Hints #587862 [20061011|08:21]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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If you are drunk and you follow a girl into the Underground, hop on the train, sit down next to her, spend the next four stops trying to get her number and are denied, a very bad way to convince her she's made the wrong choice is to tell her, "You probably want some rich City businessman," in an insulting tone of voice.

I get all the winners.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-10-11 09:51 (UTC)
I'm glad his mistake proved educational to someone, if not him.
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[User Picture]From: opheliablue
2006-10-11 12:10 (UTC)
Pity, if he was, that it wasn't over his mouth.
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[User Picture]From: smallfurry
2006-10-11 15:41 (UTC)
second that!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-10-11 21:18 (UTC)
If I run across him again, I'll take it upon myself to apply it.
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[User Picture]From: kanzakura
2006-10-11 12:46 (UTC)
"You probably want some rich City businessman,"

I knew it!!!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-10-11 21:09 (UTC)
I had no idea I was so transparent.
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[User Picture]From: sekl
2006-10-11 16:47 (UTC)
Truly a prince among men. Too bad you turned him down.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-10-11 21:07 (UTC)
I may have missed out connecting with my soulmate. I am in agony.
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[User Picture]From: scanner_darkly
2006-10-11 19:25 (UTC)
He needs that on a t-shirt.


We all might!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-10-11 21:22 (UTC)
Well, it's one of those things I haven't tried. Rich City businessman, that is, not putting one on a t-shirt. Okay, so I haven't tried either. Perhaps it is time.
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[User Picture]From: danaid_luv
2006-10-11 22:33 (UTC)
*eye-roll* That's brilliant. Who *doesn't* want to be picked up by way of insults? :/
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-10-11 22:37 (UTC)

Please note heavy sarcasm.

Haven't you heard? Abuse is sexy! All the girls love it.
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[User Picture]From: danaid_luv
2006-10-11 23:36 (UTC)

Re: Please note heavy sarcasm.

Sure! And while they're at it, why not offer to give us a 'glass bottomed boat'?? (Seriously, I trolled just a few moments in the Urban Dictionary & I'm left wanting to bleach my brain. People are animals. Worse.)
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