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The only thing better than going to see Miami Vice... [20060816|17:50]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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...is going to see Miami Vice at a cinema where they're giving away FREE David Hasselhoff postcards.


Daily Hoffermations


Hoff-love



I have two each of these beauties. Comment, professing your love for the Hoff, and I may deign to send you one, complete with personalized note* and magical Englandian stamp.

* From me, not the Hoff himself, sadly. But he's there! On the front of the card! And he has enough love to go around. Oh yeah.
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[User Picture]From: foreverdirt
2006-08-16 17:15 (UTC)
I think there are better homes than mine for these (glorious!) Hoffcards, but in case it's been more than thirty seconds since you last watched the Hoff on YouTube: Jump In My Car
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 08:54 (UTC)
I don't remember who first sent me that link but I can't stop watching it. Especially that bit in the middle with the fire in the background. He is the devil. There is proof.
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[User Picture]From: communistgnome
2006-08-20 00:13 (UTC)
what




I cannot decide what to think. I do believe that vid has slightly eroded my sanity.
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2006-08-16 17:30 (UTC)
89Dlolz@hoff
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 08:54 (UTC)
Poor Hoff. He's not quite a ROFL.
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[User Picture]From: angelcityblues
2006-08-16 17:30 (UTC)
Give to me the Hoff. I am sadly deficient as I have had no Hoffin' since November.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 08:51 (UTC)
That is tragic. I will send you some Hoff ASAP. Are you still at the Meadowbrook address? If not, please to e-mail me your new location.
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[User Picture]From: angelcityblues
2006-08-17 17:16 (UTC)
Nay, I hath moved.

1333 1/2 S. Cloverdale. Same city and zip.

I need yours too. I will send you Vegas loff.
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[User Picture]From: guyinahat
2006-08-16 17:34 (UTC)
My word.
I feel traumatised just looking at those.

Not even my 'smug git' user pic can compete with the Hoff..
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 09:02 (UTC)
You know how digital images often distort or blur printed material to make something that's beautiful when viewed in real life look ugly?

Yeah, that didn't happen with these postcards.

I don't think it's worth it to try and compete with the Hoff. His smarm is far too mighty.
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[User Picture]From: sekl
2006-08-16 17:54 (UTC)
Chest hair, Trans-AMs, oh eighties, how you have foresaken us...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 09:06 (UTC)
You sound like you need some Hoff. Is your Dufour address still accurate? If not, e-mail me your location.
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[User Picture]From: sekl
2006-08-17 13:40 (UTC)
Oooh, the Hoffee is mine.

Thank you, yes, Dufour is still accurate.=D
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[User Picture]From: sekl
2006-09-01 20:46 (UTC)
Thanks for the card. It helped sate my need for Hoffee until he won "Just Plain Weirdest Video" from the VANITYs.

It also terrifies Jim, so I can now use it around the house as an all-purpose engineer ward.
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[User Picture]From: taische
2006-08-16 18:03 (UTC)
Okay, this may be sacrilege, but c'mon... that wouldn't pass for "abundant chest hair" anywhere not fuzz-deprived, would it?
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 09:09 (UTC)
On a scale of 1 to Latin man in mesh tank top with mullet and gold medallion, the Hoff is merely a 3, I'm afraid.
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[User Picture]From: repoman
2006-08-16 20:42 (UTC)
Many people can claim love for him, but that's not enough for me. See, I have love...and respect for the guy. Think about the staying power of the man and you'll see the respect. He was in a show, well ahead of its time on the uses of artificial intelligence, that planted the seeds of admiration for an entire generation. He could have went away but instead shed his clothes to run around on a beach with Playboy playmates for over 10 years. Plus he has a successful singing career in the biggest market in europe. Add onto it a guy to keep that fit at that age and it all adds up for me to want to win use of his tower of power for a night...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 09:18 (UTC)
Your tribute wins you some Hoff. Are you still at the Eastwood address? If not, please e-mail me and let me know your new location.
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[User Picture]From: repoman
2006-08-17 14:38 (UTC)
New address is on the way...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 16:01 (UTC)
Received. Your dose of Hoff will shortly be winging its way over the Atlantic.
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[User Picture]From: cataragon
2006-08-17 00:18 (UTC)
I'm not sure why, but I hadn't realised you were a Hoff fan :-)
Some of my friends here have a toilet featuring him.
They built a disco toilet (complete with door closing switched on music, lights, disco ball, John Travolta and, featured on the inside of the door - the Hoff), and when they took everything else away, they kept him. Even when they rethemed it Country for another party.
Drunken photos of the disco toilet can be seen here: http://pics.livejournal.com/confusiontempst/gallery/000039x2
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 09:21 (UTC)
I don't know that I'd call myself a fan. "Morbidly fascinated" is closer.

That toilet...I don't know if I could pee in there. Not with the Hoff watching me while floating amidst the daisies.
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[User Picture]From: rhc
2006-08-17 12:15 (UTC)
The Hoff-fascination explains why you must live abroad
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-08-17 16:02 (UTC)
Is there a better reason to move to Europe than to be closer to the Hoff? I think he would say no.
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