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Harumph. [20060524|18:08]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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There I am, hanging juicily off my vine, when this young lady comes along and thinks it is funny to chop me off. To add insult to injury, she draws on me with marker pen, rendering me inedible, and she sticks me in a box full of sand, because she says I look like I have a magnificent mustache.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.
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[User Picture]From: scanner_darkly
2006-05-24 17:16 (UTC)
That is awesome.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-24 20:13 (UTC)
Yay! It even made Marco smile, and he's stressed out of his mind.
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From: shniggit
2006-05-24 17:26 (UTC)
Does he have a name?
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-24 20:12 (UTC)
No. Would you like to do the honors?
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From: shniggit
2006-05-24 21:48 (UTC)
I would like to call him James.
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[User Picture]From: lesyeuxouverts
2006-05-24 17:32 (UTC)
Marvin for the win ! He's adorable ..
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-24 20:16 (UTC)
Marvin is fantastic. "I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you."
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[User Picture]From: lesyeuxouverts
2006-05-24 20:43 (UTC)
You icon is so appropriate, it made me sporfle in the middle of the library, and no, there is no word more appropriate than sporfle.
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[User Picture]From: sadira42
2006-05-24 17:34 (UTC)
I want to eat him. Even with the marker on.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-24 20:10 (UTC)
He is quite succulent. Perhaps I could wash him off and then eat him. But I'm also curious to see how he devolves over the next few days. So torn!
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From: libra_verde5
2006-05-24 17:42 (UTC)
he looks like a mini-pierre!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-24 20:09 (UTC)
Ha! He reminded me a bit of Jacques, the cleaner shrimp in Finding Nemo.

"Jacques! I said no cleaning!"
"I am so ashamed."
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-24 20:08 (UTC)
I can't imagine that tomato without a French accent, to be honest.
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[User Picture]From: sadira42
2006-05-24 20:16 (UTC)
Really? He looks kinda Russian to me. Or possibly from some other very Northern sort of place.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-24 20:28 (UTC)
Perhaps he's incognito. Ooh, mysterious tomato.
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From: ripperlyn
2006-05-25 17:30 (UTC)
I thought he was Italian.
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[User Picture]From: danaid_luv
2006-05-24 21:12 (UTC)
*giggling* He's looking heaven-ward. Good Go*d, as if being eaten isn't bad enough...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-25 08:05 (UTC)
The saints preserve me from crazy women with cameras, he says.
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From: ripperlyn
2006-05-25 00:57 (UTC)
Wow. This lady sounds like a total bitch. I mean OMG has she no respect for the natural order of things? Somebody give her some, I don't know, whisky or wine or summat.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-25 08:23 (UTC)
Don't encourage her! he says.
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From: ripperlyn
2006-05-25 17:31 (UTC)
Heee heee heeeeeeee.

::clears throat::

Leah, would you like some whisky?
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[User Picture]From: seismic
2006-05-25 05:49 (UTC)
Hi, tomato. dr0nk. love you. tell your portrait-taker that she made me smile most widely.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-25 08:35 (UTC)
He looks lugubriously at you and says, "Don't feel you have to take any notice of me, please."
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