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And then, my head exploded. [20060501|17:34]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
Insane frieze


I stood by the entrance to Regents Canal, rewinding the film in my Lomo. A pair of people noisily mounted the stairs, attempting to hide their hangovers behind sunglasses but loudly advertising their conversation. The woman ranted in a faux English accent - she was clearly American - to the man about a friend of hers. This friend, she said, was only dating this other guy so that she could get free breast implants from him. I fumbled desperately for my headphones, but I was too late. Just as they passed me, she exclaimed, "No, she is, I swear! Because he's like, the top implantologist in London."
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[User Picture]From: opheliablue
2006-05-01 16:47 (UTC)
That's a great photo. And *snigger* a new word to introduce into my vocabulary!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-02 08:50 (UTC)
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From: 24db
2006-05-01 17:10 (UTC)
Laugh about it now, but in 5 years it'll be in that dictionary thang! ;)
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-02 08:46 (UTC)
It is! But it doesn't mean what she thought it meant.
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[User Picture]From: sadira42
2006-05-01 17:43 (UTC)
I'd like to take this moment to tell you how much I enjoy these entries with pictures. It's like a look inside your life. Lurve.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-02 08:44 (UTC)
You made my day. Thank you.
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From: ripperlyn
2006-05-01 17:47 (UTC)
Hahahaha...my goodness but you do hear the most interesting stories sometimes...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-02 08:39 (UTC)
I don't often use my MP3 player because it inhibits eavesdropping. ;-)
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From: ripperlyn
2006-05-02 09:12 (UTC)
heh heh heh.
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From: ripperlyn
2006-05-04 07:02 (UTC)
You do know about the community [Bad username: overheardinlondon], right? (If I've spelled that wrong, it's in my profile...)
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[User Picture]From: taische
2006-05-01 20:54 (UTC)

two pair, natural

... not to be confused with implantogleist?
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-02 08:53 (UTC)
Beware the breasts that bite back.
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[User Picture]From: minirth
2006-05-01 21:16 (UTC)
implantologist

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :head explodes:
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-02 08:37 (UTC)
Yeah. I think listening to that conversation may have killed off a few brain cells.
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[User Picture]From: ironed_orchid
2006-05-02 13:00 (UTC)
OMGWTF.

The truly scary thing is that I can imagine one American who is currently in London behaving in such a manner. I need to go and scrub my brain now.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-05-02 20:53 (UTC)
Ah well, as long as it's just the one, our reputation should remain relatively untarnished.

Oh wait.

Damn.
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