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Ms. Monkey tells a secret to Mr. Cat. [20060426|17:11]
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Ms. Monkey tells a secret to Mr. Cat


Ms. Monkey: Hello, Mr. Cat.
Mr. Cat: Hello.
Ms. Monkey: Can I tell you a secret?
Mr. Cat: Sure.
Ms. Monkey: I think about killing myself every day.
Mr. Cat: Well, I think that's pretty normal.
Ms. Monkey: Really?
Mr. Cat: Course. Life's pretty scary.
Ms. Monkey: I don't do it, though.
Mr. Cat: Why?
Ms. Monkey: Death's pretty scary.
Mr. Cat: Terrifically.
Ms. Monkey: Thanks, Mr. Cat.
Mr. Cat: For what?
Ms. Monkey: Nothing. Bye, Mr. Cat.
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[User Picture]From: scanner_darkly
2006-04-26 16:20 (UTC)
Ms. Monkey: Psst.
Mr. Cat: Yes?
Ms. Monkey: I'm not wearing any pants.
Mr. Cat: ...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-04-26 16:22 (UTC)
I submit that it is better to go commando than to wear pants that don't fit.
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[User Picture]From: 3_nic
2006-04-26 17:05 (UTC)
I can see it from here...

Mr. Cat: Ms. Monkey, you're not wearing any pants!
Ms. Monkey: !? How do you know?
Mr. Cat: Because you're not wearing any trousers either.

give a pound to the man... *delirious crowd* *shower of flowers* *instant knighthood granted by the queen* thank you... thank you...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-04-27 08:24 (UTC)
I wonder how much trouble you can get into for pinning your OBE to your pants.

(P.S. Poke Marco today. You may find that it provokes him into dispensing a film.)
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[User Picture]From: sadira42
2006-04-26 17:06 (UTC)
Poor poor monkee.
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[User Picture]From: guyinahat
2006-04-26 17:14 (UTC)
But on the other hand, Ms. Monkee does seem to have rooted out the correct kernal of wisdom for the subject.
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[User Picture]From: sadira42
2006-04-26 17:48 (UTC)
True.
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2006-04-26 17:26 (UTC)
Ms. Monkey: Pssst.
Ms. Cat: Wha?
Ms. Monkey: She still hasn't added Ian's feed to her friends list.
Ms. Cat: WHORE!
Ms. Monkey: I'm sayin!
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[User Picture]From: namey
2006-04-26 19:06 (UTC)
Ian = attention whore.

;P
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2006-04-26 19:33 (UTC)
Ms. Monkey thinks you're a whore too.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-04-27 08:20 (UTC)
Such shocking language! This is a civilized journal. We prefer "trollop" or "hussy" round these parts. Or, in a pinch, "cunty fucker."

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[User Picture]From: sekl
2006-04-26 17:27 (UTC)
Wise, but what is Ms. Monkey hiding under that pillow? Mr. Cat should be cautious.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-04-27 08:26 (UTC)

Bananas. For the bananafish.

Ms. Monkey is actually glued to that pillow. She hasn't decided whether or not to tell Mr. Cat yet, though.
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[User Picture]From: bellelaqueen
2006-04-27 08:12 (UTC)
Ms. Monkey: Hello, Mr. Cat.
Mr. Cat: Hello.
Ms. Monkey: What do you think of my Maneki Neko impersonation?
Mr. Cat: I think you still look like a monkey.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2006-04-27 08:33 (UTC)
Brilliant.
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