Mad Scientess Jane Expat (nanila) wrote,
Mad Scientess Jane Expat

Ms. Monkey tells a secret to Mr. Cat.

Ms. Monkey tells a secret to Mr. Cat

Ms. Monkey: Hello, Mr. Cat.
Mr. Cat: Hello.
Ms. Monkey: Can I tell you a secret?
Mr. Cat: Sure.
Ms. Monkey: I think about killing myself every day.
Mr. Cat: Well, I think that's pretty normal.
Ms. Monkey: Really?
Mr. Cat: Course. Life's pretty scary.
Ms. Monkey: I don't do it, though.
Mr. Cat: Why?
Ms. Monkey: Death's pretty scary.
Mr. Cat: Terrifically.
Ms. Monkey: Thanks, Mr. Cat.
Mr. Cat: For what?
Ms. Monkey: Nothing. Bye, Mr. Cat.
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