Yet again, my favourite person today.
P.S. how is it that by page 7 my proposal that I'm writing for this class has deteriorated into this structureless mess of scientific babble that I'm dreading sorting through when I'm finally finished?
"OooOO, Philip, I say! Nearly woke up the Dorgis with that corker, didn't I?"
"It's those damned nipple twists, m'dear. Gets you every time."
I thought I was the only person that did this. Not necessarily on a train, mind you. Just randomly.
One of the other things I do is look at really old people, and try to guess what the most depraved sexual act they've ever performed is. Because they were young at some point, right? And they probably got talked into SOMETHING weird at some point, right?
Along those same lines, I often wonder about what secrets people are carrying around. And I think if I ever found out in a lot of cases, I'd be really scared.
I give this post an A+! And way to start off a weekend!
*blinking* YOU are a favourite. Hands-down.
My hook was to wonder what they'd look like completely bald--whether they'd have a nicely shaped head or if they'd look like a physical topology map. Or dead. If they'd look good in photo, eyes open and staring. Huh. I think I like yours better.
2006-04-21 21:27 (UTC)
I don't think I'll ever be able to ride the BART with a straight face again.
My work here is done.
(I confess, I occasionally used this trick to keep myself awake during really boring talks at conferences. The squick factor alone was almost as good as a double espresso.)
Oh that's funny.
I wonder what other people think I would look like during orgasm when they are watching me sitting on the train.....Now I'm going to be all self-conscious.
My dear. The part in the movie Amelie where she is counting the number of people having orgasms surprised and tickled me immensely, this post beats that. I must say I've never consciously done this. I know I have let my mind wander, but if ever I have a thought close to this I get embarrassed and forget it. I don't embrace my naughty me, which may be why your post is all the more a brilliant but guilty pleasure.
2006-04-22 00:40 (UTC)
unholy resonant thoughts, catwoman
I know that most humans are about 96 percent bonobo. I'm pretty sure with me it's about 98.
2006-04-22 01:58 (UTC)
I'll have what she's... oh never mind.
Are you ever tempted to fake one in order to put your fellow passengers' inquisitive minds at ease?
Nah. Let them wonder. For the most part, I sure don't want to know whether or not I'm right about them.
I think today I shall explore a new city by using their public transport system.
Ha! I do that too, but yours are /way/ better.
Hope 'Her Maj' doesn't read *your* journal as well as mine - they'll put us both in the tower of london!
Oh dear. To be photographed by thousands of visiting tourists a day, that would be truly torturous.
Bless you, that was hilarious! I thought I was the only one who thought these thoughts, apparently not!
In reference to the queen, I doubt it happens for her. But if it did, the prince would most definately have to be behind her and she would probably be waving, out of habit of course.