It's that day, that Non-Sectarian Festival Holiday. The day when we give presents to those we care about. And I have one for you, people of the internets.
It's a punk rock version of the Muppet's famous Mahna Mahna song (MP3, 2.3 MB).
And, just in case this pushes your nostalgia buttons, the original (MP3, 2.2 MB).
Please to enjoy.