Setting: Last night at a bar in Shoreditch, listening to jazz played by friends. Marco is talking to an American friend. I'm talking to a saucy Welsh girl I've just met and have my back to them.
D: I know I should be watching Z drumming but I can't take my eyes off this girl's ass. M: *looks, nods approvingly* D: I mean, she's English and she has an ass. M: Yeah, most of them don't. D: And the ones that do, hate it. M: It's a shame. D: I'm like, girl, you need to spend more time with us minorities. We love that shit. M: We've got a lot of holiday parties coming up. It's gonna be hard for me not to be all, "Can you come here for a second, baby?" M: *mimes resting a drink on my ass* M: "Thanks, baby."