Mad Scientess Jane Expat (nanila) wrote,
Mad Scientess Jane Expat

Genteel conversation.

Setting: Last night at a bar in Shoreditch, listening to jazz played by friends. Marco is talking to an American friend. I'm talking to a saucy Welsh girl I've just met and have my back to them.

D: I know I should be watching Z drumming but I can't take my eyes off this girl's ass.
M: *looks, nods approvingly*
D: I mean, she's English and she has an ass.
M: Yeah, most of them don't.
D: And the ones that do, hate it.
M: It's a shame.
D: I'm like, girl, you need to spend more time with us minorities. We love that shit.
M: We've got a lot of holiday parties coming up. It's gonna be hard for me not to be all, "Can you come here for a second, baby?"
M: *mimes resting a drink on my ass*
M: "Thanks, baby."
Tags: anecdote, marco
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