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What the hell, I'm drunk on a Monday night. I didn't mean to get drunk. I swear, this country.
I blame the system of buying rounds. I finished sword class at Tai Chi and since everybody's been pissed off with me for not going down the pub with them at all this term - we've had houseguests the whole term until now - I said I'd go this time. I felt guilty because we've had six weeks of class and I haven't gone down the pub, so I bought the first round. Of course, this means everybody else has to buy a round to say thanks. Since there were eight of us, that's a lot of rounds. This is how I ended up drinking several pints on an empty stomach, because I was so busy being nosy and Filipino and finding out that all these people in my class are married or dating and I had no idea that when snacks were brought to the table I didn't notice until the crisp wrappers drifted away on the wind.
Oh well. It's nothing that some sleep and a good fuck wouldn't cure.* Excuse me while I go tell my boyfriend he needs to check a certain bookmark.
*Spot the reference, win an internet snog!
P.S. I apologize for the multitude of dronk comments I seem to have posted.
It's nothing that some sleep and a good fuck wouldn't cure.
L.A. Story - great flick!
Okay, here I am, ready to give you a snog!
Oh wait, no. That isn't me. But I'm sure she'll give you an internet snog.
2005-08-09 12:48 (UTC)
Flappy Feet, Language Barriers, and the Toads of the Short Forest
Hey- as long as someone
settles up. Now, I wonder where she's hiding the snog
Poo. If I flash muh tits, could I get a wee snog, too? Meanwhile, the next round is on me.
(I said 'tits!)
I know. It's shocking.
Also, you don't have to flash anything to get a wee snog from me. I'll even throw in a hug and a couple of hair-pettings. :-D
(I know--well after the fact, but I'm running behind. With *everything*) :)
HAHAHA. Awesome! Reminds me of a story my Cultural Anthropology professor told us about his graduate work in Samoa. He bought a round of drinks for a circle of tribal chiefans. This meant they each had to buy him at least one round. And since this was in Western Samoa, it used to be a German bar, so it was giant steins of beer. He didn't remember how, but he woke up on the beach on a different island. And that was his JOB. How cool is that?
Hey, I hear that they are having lots of problems with the pub-goers getting all drunk and getting into fights. Have you seen anything that was so funny/embarassing/ridiculous that it was worthy of recounting in a post?
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
Alas, reference spotted, but too late, too late! *taps watch* I think entries are closed....are they closed? *L* have I missed my chance? Oh No exclamation mark
If I have, but you're still pimping out Jessica Alba, can me and the Monsta have her for a week?
You and the Monsta are welcome to Jessica Alba, compliments of the Don't-Call-Me-Dark-Angel* committee.
*Grad school nickname, aaargh.