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Spring fever [20050510|11:23]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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It's the season that makes me to want to shag everyone in sight. So, in honor of spring, I resurrect an old meme. No, I will not tell you to whom these apply, although if you can't guess the first one, you're being thick.

Do Me Anonymously, Baby

If two women could make babies together, I would totally go to bed with you for the sole purpose of propagating the spread of tiny dread-headed doppelgangers.

I want to get very high, watch badly dubbed tentacle porn and then go to bed with you.

You're so brilliant and beautiful that I'd put aside the fact that I'm not a big gayer to go to bed with you.

You're happily married, so I doubt you'd go to bed with me. Nevertheless, I want to. Just so you know.

You intimidate me. I find that sexy. I want you to play it up when I go to bed with you, please.

You're English, so this "going to bed with you" business is probably too direct for you. I apologize. Let's fuck instead.

I'd have to be pretty drunk to go to bed with you. The good thing is, I think we'd both be pretty nonchalant about it afterwards.

Rest assured, I would go to bed with you in a heartbeat.

You're one of those people who makes me think you must be exactly the opposite sort of person in bed as you are in real life. So I have to go to bed with you just to satisfy my curiosity.

I want you to wear a Wonder Woman costume when I go to bed with you.

I'd go to bed with you purely on the basis of physical attraction, except I don't think I could handle it if all your personalities were along for the ride. Please pick one for the duration of the shag.

You're such a goddamned snob. When I go to bed with you, I'm going to insist on being on top. Then I'm going to spank you.
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From: jack_mccoy
2005-05-10 10:35 (UTC)
You can go on top, but spanking is MY mandate by law.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-10 21:37 (UTC)
Silence, puppet!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-10 21:39 (UTC)
Mission accomplished. Awesome.
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[User Picture]From: canonfire
2005-05-10 11:19 (UTC)
I don't care to whom each apply! Those were GREAT!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-10 21:41 (UTC)
I think you should do it for your friends list, too. Mmhmm.
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[User Picture]From: comfortslut
2005-05-10 12:48 (UTC)
Haw. Ditto.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-10 21:42 (UTC)
Mating instinct in overdrive! Must copulate!

Yeah, like that.
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[User Picture]From: prosicated
2005-05-10 12:51 (UTC)
I will forever be picturing all your LJ friends wearing Wonder Woman costumes. Yikes!
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2005-05-10 14:16 (UTC)
I've started wearing one. Just in case.
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[User Picture]From: becala
2005-05-10 14:35 (UTC)

DOOOOOM!!!!

...we will create an ARMY. Just as soon as I figure out how to merge two ova.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-10 21:51 (UTC)
Alternatively, we could engage in parthenogenesis.
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[User Picture]From: sadira42
2005-05-10 14:39 (UTC)
Mmm, tentacle porn, snobs and Wonder Woman. You sure know how to get a girl hot in the morning.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-10 21:55 (UTC)
Note to self: Become more gay.
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[User Picture]From: katyakoshka
2005-05-10 16:51 (UTC)
I can guess the first, as it is pretty straightforward. The Wonder Woman one... I have my suspicions. (No, not me. Duh. ;P) *laugh*

V. entertaining, at any rate. :D
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[User Picture]From: victorine
2005-05-10 17:16 (UTC)
I think I know which one I am!
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From: boxofkittens
2005-05-10 22:05 (UTC)
bravo! i wish someone said stuff like that to me!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-11 18:31 (UTC)
You could always assume that all of them were about you. That's the great thing about anonymous statements. Let your ego expand!
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From: svanzoest
2005-05-10 23:48 (UTC)

Hey

I doubt that I made that list, although I *am* happily married. :-)

I just wanted to say that Jade and I will most likely be in the UK for a wedding from July 9th-July 15th. The wedding is in Cambridge on July 9th.

Maybe you and Marco want to meet up with us during the end of our stay?

-- Sander
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-11 18:15 (UTC)
Maybe you and Marco want to meet up with us during the end of our stay?

Hell yes! Which days are you available?
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[User Picture]From: bellelaqueen
2005-05-11 12:04 (UTC)
*chuckle* Now I'm thinking of all the people that I want to have sex with.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-11 18:15 (UTC)
Well now. Just how long is that list? ;-)
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[User Picture]From: linne
2005-05-11 12:58 (UTC)
"I want you to wear a Wonder Woman costume when I go to bed with you"


hahahahahhaha


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From: tdj
2005-05-11 19:45 (UTC)
"I'd have to be pretty drunk to go to bed with you."

And they say romance is dead!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-16 22:45 (UTC)
Heyyy, I can be romantic. Like this: You suck. I swallow. It's a match made in heaven, baby.

See?
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[User Picture]From: nationofsheep
2005-05-12 04:26 (UTC)

awesome

That's fun! I would try something like that with my friend's list but then I won't. It was fun reading yours anyway. Maybe if I drink more.

But just for good measure in meme's of yours that I dig.

Fortress of Solitude - My life is weird and Brooklyn in the 70's is something else. But all my friends are dead or in jail. I write about rock and roll. I'm out...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2005-05-16 19:36 (UTC)
Haha! I've been meaning to do a fresh batch of microlit. I've read so much great stuff lately. Jonathan Lethem definitely lends himself to microlit.
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