A couple of weeks ago, before I met capitalflash for the first time, I went to visit the Queen. I took a few photos before my camera's battery died as well as a number of pictures for various tourists milling around outside the gates and attempting to taunt the furry-hatted guards. There aren't many furry-hatted guards any more. Most of them wear smart-looking flat caps, flak jackets and carry automatic rifles these days. If that's not enough to deter you from trying to enter, then I'm sure Cupid here is.