1) Dude sways down the street towards me. He says, "Oi!" I look at him warily, ask "Whaaat," thinking he wants money or something. "You're beeyooeefull," he says, smiling, and weaves away down the sidewalk.
2) Elderly man in hat, carrying umbrella. Stops dead in the middle of crossing the street. Looks me fully up and down, and says, "Ye look loik Xena!" Snorts, shakes his head and walks away.
Goddamn. I love this town.