WANTED: MISS B. HAVEN
Known Aliases Nanila, Mad Scientess, Lilith, Jane Expat
Crimes Excessive Chirpiness, Harbouring Rascals, Scrumping, Pimping Science, Superlative Abuse
Special Skills Sleeping Through Anything, Generating Warmth, Cheese-Eating, Tea-Drinking, Bison Mimicry
Weapons Silver Shootin' Irons
Reward £10 or a round at the bar
Considered Highly Dangerous. Do not approach if wearing Cheap Silver Cowboy Hat, which looks as if it were purchased for a Hen Night or Some Such Nonsense. It is intended to disarm and deceive.