June 29th, 2009

me: wrong side of the mirror

Children Are Evil

I spent the weekend in a forest near Battle (where fighting was invented) with some friends and children of friends. I was therefore able to obtain extensive photographic documentation to support my hypothesis that Children Are Evil.

Exhibit A: The Tractor
Look at this maniac. Do you want to see him behind the wheel of a tricycle, let alone a motorized vehicle? I shudder to imagine the destruction he could wreak with a combine harvester. England would be a smouldering wasteland in a matter of days. Collapse )