December 20th, 2006

manning: uberbitch

You think it'll never happen to you and then it does

Dear London cabbies,

If, by any chance, you happen to be the one who picked up a sobbing girl who'd just been sexually assaulted at a bus stop on Highbury Grove at 3 AM last night, can I say, may you have a full, rich and wonderful life, and get laid often and well.

xo,
L

To the fucker who sexually assaulted said sobbing girl: I hope your dick rots off.

To the universe in general: Wow, it really does make you feel filthy, as if it's your fault and as if you can't get clean, physically or emotionally. Thank you for the first-hand illustration of that lesson. Please note sarcasm.