August 11th, 2005

me: ooh!

I may have just ruined someone's day. Or their relationship.

I picked up the phone after coming out of the bathroom. On hearing my "Hello...hello" a tragic, tear-laden woman's voice said, "Oh my god" and hung up.

Lady, if you're out there, don't leave him! Or her! You dialed the wrong number! Maybe you can work it out! Try again!

If only I'd had to pee a couple of minutes later, it would have gone to voicemail. Disaster could have been averted.

I'm not answering the phone for the rest of the day.