About seven minutes in. Both sides lining up for a free kick dangerously close to goal.
Commentator #1, pointedly: "No one has scored a direct goal in this tournament yet from a set piece."
Commentator #2, plaintively: "Why would you say that?"
Commentator #1, gleefully: "Because they haven't!"
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