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Day 339/365: Toilet use instructions [20181205|21:58]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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One of the things that amuses me about my new workplace building is the laminated notice posted in each of the cubicles of the ladies' toilets. This notice provides detailed instructions for proper use of the facilities. When I queried this with my colleagues, the response was, "You should have seen the state of the toilets before those notices went up." o.O

A transcription of the photo is below. Transcription does not include the carefully chosen clip-art illustrations, emojis, and photos. Transcription does include EMPHATIC CAPITALISATION.

To ensure that the toilets remain clean for YOU and OTHER PEOPLE:

  • DO please sit on the toilet appropriately to avoid mess;

  • DO ensure that used toilet roll is placed in the toilet and flushed away;

  • DO check to ensure that the toilet has flushed properly and is clean for the next person to use;

  • DO put all SANITARY WASTE (sanitary towels and tampons) in the provided sanitary bins, next to the toilet;

  • DO NOT leave SANITARY WASTE on the floor;

  • DO NOT put used toilet roll or tissues on the floor - flush them away!

To prevent the spread of germs, please WASH your hands.

Thank you for your cooperation

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[User Picture]From: meathiel
2018-12-06 06:27 (UTC)
We have a cartoon up how to properly use a toilet brush ... not that it helps ... ugh!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2018-12-07 21:41 (UTC)
Bleargh! :(
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[User Picture]From: spiffikins
2018-12-07 18:50 (UTC)
Do you have people in your office who have never seen flush toilets or garbage cans?

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[User Picture]From: nanila
2018-12-07 21:41 (UTC)
Well, we do seem to have a few who don't understand that a rubbish bin in a kitchen is *not* a good place to dispose of soiled nappies. Ewwww.
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[User Picture]From: spiffikins
2018-12-07 21:45 (UTC)
oh my. If they are disposing of the nappies in the kitchen, where are they *changing* the nappies? On the countertops? At their desk? Ew.
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