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Friday's Unscientific Poll: Flowery substitutes [20170331|13:18]
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Poll #2065508 In other words

Which is the better euphemism for a woman's private parts?

Auntie Mary in her ladygarden
3(33.3%)
Tufted mufflington
6(66.7%)

My preferred hilarious euphemism is

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[User Picture]From: alice_mccoy
2017-03-31 13:54 (UTC)
Snigger...

A similar issue was the preferred names for certain monthly items on the shopping list.

"Bungs and fairy hammocks".

The latter always made me laugh, methinks the adverts went a little too floaty that year.

Of course someone once had to yell across the supermarket "green or yellow bungs"? Joy !
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2017-04-05 12:47 (UTC)
"Fairy hammocks" ERMAHGERD.

*falls over laughing*
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