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A series of loosely connected anecdotes [20160119|21:40]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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On Martin Luther King day (yesterday)

Me: “My work inbox is quiet today. You can tell it's MLK day in the States.”
Him: “Who's he?”
Me, after a long pause: “This is like that time you got me to explain bukkake to you, isn't it.”

At the dinner table. We are having an assortment of leftovers. I have also cooked the remainder of a packet of streaky bacon.
Keiki, pointing: “Mmm! Mmmm! Mmm!”
Me: “What? Mashed potatoes?...No. Pasta?...No. Beans?...No. Oh, but you've never had bacon before. Are you sure?”
Keiki: “MMMMMM!”
Me: “Okay, okay!”
(He ate two slices.)

In Norfolk

Humuhumu, laughing (age 3): “Bum Bum!”
Cousin, laughing (age 4): “Bum Bum!”
Adults: “Stop that! It's not nice to call people bum bum.”
There is a pause.
Humuhumu: “Cousin! Let's go upstairs so we can say it and they can't hear us.”

At home, a couple of weeks later.
Humuhumu: “Mummy, it's not nice to call people poo poo, is it.”
Me: “No.”
Humuhumu: “Or bum bum.”
Me: “No.”
Humuhumu: “You're not a poo poo or a bum bum.”
Me, gravely: “Thank you.”
Humuhumu: “You're a silly billy.”

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[User Picture]From: owlfish
2016-01-19 21:07 (UTC)
My daughter is a frequent user of "silly billy" right now. Very frequent.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2016-01-20 09:10 (UTC)
It seems to be a very three-ish sort of thing.
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[User Picture]From: jixel
2016-01-20 07:40 (UTC)
Oh we roll w the poop/butt jokes at home all the time bc i know i'll get a laugh

Explain bukkake to us (snort)

Pass the bacon!!!!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2016-01-20 09:09 (UTC)
"Explain bukkake to us" No. :P

Baaacon. Mmm.
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[User Picture]From: mysterysquid
2016-01-20 09:07 (UTC)
Funny isn't it, I assume most people know who MLK is...
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2016-01-20 09:10 (UTC)
Oh, he does - I'm pretty sure most Brits do. He was trying to deadpan me into explaining!
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