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Let's play a game. A distraction game. [20120904|11:58]
Mad Scientess Jane Expat
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The implications of the UK cabinet reshuffle are making my head hurt. Let's play a game.

Zombie construction worker: Craaaaanesss, craaaaanesss
Zombie tourist in Copenhagen: Daaaaaanesss, Daaaaanesss
Zombie farmer: Graaaaainsss, graaainsss
Zombie in need of underpants: Haaaaanesss, Haaaaaanesss
Zombie Tarzan: Jaaaaaaanesss, Jaaaaaaanesss
Zombie traffic coordinator: Laaaaaaanessss, laaaaaanesss
Zombie electrician: Maaaaaainsss, maaaaainsss
Zombie Tattoo: Plaaaaanesss, plaaaanesss
Zombie attempting to book an NHS appointment: Paaaainsss, paaainsss
Zombie weather forecaster: Raaaaainsss, raaaaainsss
Zombie Lady Macbeth: Staaaaainsss, staaaaainsss
Zombie station announcer: Traaaaainsss, traaaaainsss
Zombie haematologist: Veeeeeins, veeeeeins

Add more in the comments! Bonus points if yours are related to the cabinet reshuffle. Go on then.
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[User Picture]From: gourou
2012-09-04 11:10 (UTC)
My favourite is still Shallow Zombie: Loooooooooks, looooooooks.
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[User Picture]From: anthrokeight
2012-09-04 12:41 (UTC)
:) This is great.

Zombie Chiropractor- Paaaaaiins Paaaaaiiiins

Zombie Grannie- Caaiiiinns Caaaaaiiiinnns

Zombie Western Novel Fan- Zaaaaaaannnnneeeee Zaaannneeee
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 18:11 (UTC)
This, of course, leads to

Zombie Pet Shop Boy: Moneeeeeey, Moneeeeey.
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[User Picture]From: shadowdaddy
2012-09-04 12:36 (UTC)
Zombie plumber: Draaaaaaaainssss
Zombie Batman: Baaaaaaaaane
Zombie at a Welsh pub: pint of braaaainnssss
Zombie Eliza Doolittle The raaaaiin in Spaaaaiiiin falls maaaaainly on the plaaaaaaaain
Zombie David Bowie: Faaaaaaaaame...FAME!whatsyernamewhatsyername

(Also, I am amused to note your zombies speak in alphabetical order.)
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 18:10 (UTC)
Zombie Batman: Baaaaaaaaane
Zombie at a Welsh pub: pint of braaaainnssss


*applause* Oh, I really like these.

Zombie Seinfeld: Elaaaaaine, Elaaaaaine
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[User Picture]From: gourou
2012-09-04 12:44 (UTC)
Zombie Cabinet Minister: Thiiink Taaaaaaaaaaanks, Thiiiiiiink Taaaaaaaaaaaaanks
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 18:07 (UTC)
Zombie Queen: Reeeeeignsss, reeeeeigns.
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[User Picture]From: anthrokeight
2012-09-04 14:20 (UTC)
What do clueless entitled dude zombies do to lady zombies who know their shit?

Man-splaaaaaaaaaain, Man-splaaaaaaaain.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 18:02 (UTC)
A situation that definitely calls for the application of cricket bats.
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From: pbristow
2012-09-04 14:23 (UTC)
Zombie art historian: Fraaaaaaaaaaaamesss, Fraaaaaaaaaaaamesss!

Zombie Chancellor of the Exchequer: Keeeeeeyness, Keeeeeeeeeeeynesss! (N.B. prononounced same as "canes")

Zombie Royalist: Queeeeeens, Queeeeeeeeennsss!!
(...but that one isn't.)

=:o}

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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 18:00 (UTC)
Zombie Chancellor of the Exchequer: Keeeeeeyness, Keeeeeeeeeeeynesss!

*applause* Oh, that one is really, really good.
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[User Picture]From: anthrokeight
2012-09-04 14:26 (UTC)
Zombie jazz singer- Col-traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain, Coltraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin
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[User Picture]From: anthrokeight
2012-09-04 14:26 (UTC)
Or is it Coltrane?
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 17:59 (UTC)
Zombie not care about spelling, only pronunciation. Hence, Zombie Queen: Reeeeeignsss, reeeeeeignsss.
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[User Picture]From: anthrokeight
2012-09-04 14:29 (UTC)
Zombie politicians in the US: Mcaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn

Also Romney, who is running a Caaaammmmpaaaaaaaaaaaaain

And if he wins heaven forfend, he will not be drinking chaaammmpaaaaaaiiiigggnnn.
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 17:58 (UTC)
The horror. Let us hope he does not have occasion to do so anyway.
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[User Picture]From: chickenfeet2003
2012-09-04 20:38 (UTC)
Constipated Zombie - straaaiiiins
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 17:55 (UTC)
It is unreasonable that I should feel quite so much sympathy for Constipated Zombie.
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[User Picture]From: imyril
2012-09-04 22:50 (UTC)
Cold zombie who got no treatment from the NHS after Hunt finished demolishing it: Chilblaaaaaaiiiiinnnsss

Corporate zombie: gaaaaiiinnns gaaaaaiiinnsss</p>

Idealistic zombie: waaaanes waaannes

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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 17:54 (UTC)
*applause* Oh, well played. You win.
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[User Picture]From: grrr_arrrgg
2012-09-05 17:21 (UTC)
Colleen zombie Waayyyne, Waayyyne!
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-05 17:56 (UTC)
Also works for Zombie Garth!
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From: (Anonymous)
2012-09-06 07:48 (UTC)

Teehee

I wonder where you got the idea for this particular blog post? ;-) Added a new one to #zombiepuns - zombie ambulance chasers: where there's blaiiiiiim, there's a claiiiiiim! ClaIIIIIiIIImM!

- Cobras
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[User Picture]From: nanila
2012-09-06 08:42 (UTC)

Re: Teehee

Bwaha! I will add credit to Pretzelsnake if you like but I wasn't sure if you wanted to be outed publicly here.

I figured out that my friend Josh has the perfect job for becoming a zombie. He performs MRIs on pretty much a daily basis as part of his research. Hence, Zombie Josh: Braaaaaainsss, braaaaainsss. He'll never need to practice!
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